Thanksgiving quote pantsThanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants. ~Kevin James

We’re celebrating Thanksgiving here at Girlfriendology. It’s the day where we actually stop and (hopefully!) count our blessings.

One of our blessings is funny girlfriends. You know … the ones who call you when they do something really embarrassing, or send you a joke that cracks you up, or share a funny post with you on Facebook or tweet on Twitter because they love to make you smile.

You’re blessed with great girlfriends, right? Here’s some funny Thanksgiving Day quote to share with your friends. Let them know you thought of them and you wanted to make them smile. Life is good – with girlfriends! (And check out Favorite Thanksgiving Quotes and More Thanksgiving Quotes!)

On Thanksgiving Day, all over America, families sit down to dinner at the same moment – halftime. ~Author Unknown

Thanksgiving quote halftime

Thanksgiving dinners take 18 hours to prepare. They are consumed in 12 minutes. Half-times take 12 minutes. This is not the coincidence. ~Erma Bombeck

Thanksgiving quote thanksgiving dinners

What we’re really talking about is a wonderful day set aside on the fourth Thursday of November when no one diets. I mean, why else would they call it Thanksgiving? – Erma Bombeck

Thanksgiving quote Erma Bombeck diets

May your stuffing be tasty
May your turkey plump,
May your potatoes and gravy
Have nary a lump.
May your yams are delicious
And your pies take the prize,
And may your Thanksgiving dinner
Stay off your thighs! – Anonymous

Thanksgiving quote poem

We’re celebrating Thanksgiving here at Girlfriendology. It’s the day where we actually stop and (hopefully!) count our blessings.

One of our blessings is funny girlfriends. You know … the ones who call you when they do something really embarrassing, or send you a joke that cracks you up, or share a funny post with you on Facebook or tweet on Twitter because they love to make you smile.

Have a WONDERFUL THANKSGIVING Girlfriend! Call up your friends and share your girlfriend gratitude. Share a quote/image with your friends to make them smile over this celebration of gratitude. (Check out our Thanksgiving Quotes and More Thanksgiving Quotes!)

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